They keep a cool and calm demeanor envied by other signs … but this is farcical. In truth, Scorpios have a lot to hide.
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They may be some of the best emotional suppressors in astrology, but their emotions are their main weakness. Not unlike their animal namesake, Scorpios put up a hard layer of emotionlessness. Unfortunately and unintentionally, this can come across to others as rudeness or anger.
In truth, this is nothing more than an attempt to conceal a deep vulnerability that many Scorpios struggle with. Most are in denial of the fact that their emotions subtly control every aspect of their lives, and try to seem emotionless to compensate. In fact, it is easy for Scorpios to lose themselves in emotion. Your trick is to cast a wide net, then you get to pick and choose the catch.
This is the kind of romantic challenge you relish, and you thank your lucky planet for the invention of the mobile phone.
For someone who likes to appear as the caring queen, you are a mistress of the snappy put-down you sit at home in your shell, practising. You usually spoil the effect by muttering your pearls of acid wit under your breath as the bitchee departs, and then grovelling immediately. Either short outbursts of unfocused tetch and filthy temper or centuries of insoluble sectarian intransigence and filthy temper. New moon: new toothpaste, cap firmly screwed on, tube squeezed from end; half moon: cap quite near tube, squeezed anywhere; full moon: cap lost, tube cut open; moonless night: no toothpaste at all.
Your ideal date is with a dysfunctional therapee who needs to talk. Why bitch? You are the king.
Dramatic solar flaring and flouncing, down a notch to murderous irritation, and then you allow yourself to be soothed by a meaty titbit thrown by a terrified acolyte. Leos would not deign to behave inconsiderately around the toothpaste. There must be some mistake.
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Of course you are never late. How could you be? No event would ever start until you and your entourage arrive, surely? In your case, the gauge has to be recalibrated, as you maintain the constant inner seethe-rate you were born with. In a time-locked closet in your bathroom are 3 x individual, pre-wrapped, disposable toothbrushes, each loaded with the precise amount of toothpaste needed for one cleaning.
The Dark Side of Sagittarius
Only you have the key. You are never, ever late; or early, for that matter. You pout, flounce, toss your curls and stamp your little foot; it always works. Gemini According to Megan, this is the sign with the wicked sense of humor! Leo Leos are known to be the center of attention, which makes sense why they are often drawn to gold and other symbols of royalty!
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Capricorn With a down-to-earth personality and attraction to the mystery of the Universe, the Capricorn Goth is also attracted to power, money, and the elegance of Victorian fashion. Can you identify with your Sun Sign's fashion personality? Leave a comment below to share your thoughts with us!
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